2. Upon returning from a walk with my dog, I threw my house key in the gumby trash bin and then walked to the front door with Martha's bag of poo.
3. Halfway through shampooing my hair I realized that I had already shampoo'd my hair.
4. I noticed a woman in the coffee shop staring at me, and it occurred to me that -- for who knows how long -- I had been making facial expressions that corresponded with a hypothetical conversation I was having in my head.
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